Thursday, February 21, 2008

At 50, everyone has the face they deserve.


-At 30. your bones are the strongest they will be and you have the most stamina and endurance you will ever have.
-At 50, peope start to act like their parents even if they had been very rebellious.
-Good news ladies! At 55, we start to lose weight. The bad news is that it is bone, lean tissue, muscle and water.
-Wrinkles do not come from aging. They come from sunlight.
-The years between 50-57 are the hardest because we are still being asked to do things but we are not decrepit enough to say no.
-At 60, saliva decreases, lessening digestion which is why heavy meals don't seem like such a good idea anymore.
-I end with good news. At 90, you have a very slim chance of getting cancer. Hungry, mutant cells are not going "there".

This came from an article I read that I thought was most amusing for some reason,

8 comments:

ukrainiac said...

Loved the between 50 and 57 comment. So, at 57 we DO become decrepit enough to say NO!!?

kate said...

You got it!

Lynne said...

Personally, I don't think ANYONE has the face they deserve...but I'll still keep the one I have.

feetofclay said...

Please tell me that old soul is older than 50. These are very funny, Kate. I'm feeling incredibly old and dilapidated today partially due to a cold. Spring, come soon.

riverrat said...

So you are saying we should go right from 30 to 90?! I wonder how Moses felt?

feetofclay said...

Hey, Mom is almost 90!! :)

Lowen said...

That picture kinda reminds me of what I imagine Bob Wright will look like at 90.

kate said...

I predict his good looks and stature will out shine us all as time goes on