Thursday, February 21, 2008

At 50, everyone has the face they deserve.

-At 30. your bones are the strongest they will be and you have the most stamina and endurance you will ever have.
-At 50, peope start to act like their parents even if they had been very rebellious.
-Good news ladies! At 55, we start to lose weight. The bad news is that it is bone, lean tissue, muscle and water.
-Wrinkles do not come from aging. They come from sunlight.
-The years between 50-57 are the hardest because we are still being asked to do things but we are not decrepit enough to say no.
-At 60, saliva decreases, lessening digestion which is why heavy meals don't seem like such a good idea anymore.
-I end with good news. At 90, you have a very slim chance of getting cancer. Hungry, mutant cells are not going "there".

This came from an article I read that I thought was most amusing for some reason,


ukrainiac said...

Loved the between 50 and 57 comment. So, at 57 we DO become decrepit enough to say NO!!?

kate said...

You got it!

Lynne said...

Personally, I don't think ANYONE has the face they deserve...but I'll still keep the one I have.

feetofclay said...

Please tell me that old soul is older than 50. These are very funny, Kate. I'm feeling incredibly old and dilapidated today partially due to a cold. Spring, come soon.

riverrat said...

So you are saying we should go right from 30 to 90?! I wonder how Moses felt?

feetofclay said...

Hey, Mom is almost 90!! :)

Lowen said...

That picture kinda reminds me of what I imagine Bob Wright will look like at 90.

kate said...

I predict his good looks and stature will out shine us all as time goes on